Funny quotes I have come across while editing here:
Most unfortunate of all eggs is Shirred egg - zero content. by Ezeu in an afd discussion. (Ed. - I am glad to see that Shirred eggs has garnered glory, appearing in DYK on April 12, 2012!)
Pound with asteroids and execute the sockpuppets. --YixilTesiphon Say hello 04:17, 12 December 2005 (UTC)
I'm sorry, SPUI, I can't open the pod bay doors. -- Curps 08:19, 10 April 2006 (UTC) in a discussion about Curps' pagemove blocking bot.
A free dome?! How could I refuse! -- Ppk01 on reverting typovandalism to Game demo
My opinion is that Courtney couldn't troll us any harder if she had came back in time from the future with a cybernetic trolling machine with which to troll us. —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 17:54, 27 August 2006 (UTC) (from ANI)
Personal anecdote - if you are writing a neutral article on a band, and you feel that 'infectious grooves' is a valid word choice for the lede, you probably should just mark the page with {{db-g11}} yourself and save the rest of us some time.
One of the saddest things I think I've had to do on wikipedia:
Wikipedia:Deletion review; 13:10 . . Syrthiss (Talk | contribs | block) (Reverted edits by Doc glasgow (talk) to last version by Haukurth) (Doc vandalized DRV)
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