This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.
This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.
This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
(Tecnically, it's 3-7) Afearofnight replaced my page a number of times with stuff like "go abortion!", "gays rule!", "down with the pope!" and other stuff I'm totally against. Kudos to Anetode for rolling it all back. (and I'm onto you, Kyle...) This was various times on the 26th and 27th of February.
Username Etymology
Long story involving a monkey, a football, and a library. I'll let you imagine the rest😉